How to be a Dick by Kai Leng.
I wish we could have gotten more love letters from that bag of dicks. Seriously, I laughed so hard.
But he is a beautiful bag of dicks. ;____;
“Your best wan’t good enough to stop me.” … I’m not the one that needed a gunship, Leng.
“You almost beat my plot armor, Shepard.”
Fun fact: first time I fought him on Thessia, I actually took down his shields and started chipping away at his normal health bar. I had him almost all the way at zero, but his health wouldn’t drop any more. After five additional minutes of beating the crap out of him, I realized that I probably wasn’t supposed to have gotten past taking out his shields, and restarted the fight.
My best wasn’t good enough, Kai Leng? I kicked your ass so hard that I broke the game.
(via urdnotbonkers)

